The brush I cho'

I was interviewing an elderly patient (PT) who was just admitted. My attending asked PT questions, who stared at me while giving me “I want to sex you” eyes. I avoided her gaze. When it was my turn to ask questions, PT reached into a ziplock bag and pulled out a toothbrush. Interesting. PT proceeded to then comb her hair with said toothbrush, and continued to give ‘sex me’ eyes. I'm too sexy for my white coat.